February 2012
the last thing I wanna do is hurt you
I don’t know what to do
I don’t wanna end up doing something I’ll regret ;-;
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
jesusmaslow:
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Anonymous asked: One thing I like: That you're awesome. One thing I don't like: That you don't follow me.
momunofu:
Jake cosplayers sexually licking their guns are no better than gamer girls sexually licking their controllers
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tell me 1 thing you like and dislike about me... →
friend: marco
me: yolo
if you follow me and i follow you were practically married
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classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
lolinternets:
fuckthenicethings replied to your photo: tomorrow is free pancake day at IHOP
why is your skin pink
it’s a venereal disease called being white
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manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
brucejennertalia:
doomf:
pregnat:
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
this was funnier when I saw it on my facebook newsfeed 3 years ago
wow haley u just got roasted
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image so i just take a snapshot of it
why do I do this to myself
I know I’m just gonna ruin everything for everyone involved
shit shit shit shit
I wish I didn’t have emotions
beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
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Dude I just heard Adam say the word "crappy"
asexa:
ladyairplane:
lonelylullaby13:
I don’t even know what to say.
I mean, I know he’s a grown man and he might have said some worse things,
but I’ve never heard him say anything like that before.
I shouldn’t be weirded out by this.
akdjsldjkaldjkla
what is wrong with me
lakdjklsadlakd
someone shoot me because it weirds me out that I heard him say the word crappy.
Seriously
...
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
that’s a computer
there’s only two people in the world right now that could make me feel better and I’m mad at one of them and I can rarely get contact of the other
first world problems
annefranksgasmask:
i wish my mom was black because i would probably be intimidated by her and actually listen to her
brucejennertalia:
tumblr is a place where i can type like a fifth grader and nobody judges me
johnstaymoist:
wrong hole
its a really bad thing for me to be mad at someone cause i aint ever mad ever
srsly fuck u
sadpenis:
soulja boy meets world
im still mad at u